Wow..Sorry for that old, stale entry that's been sitting here since September. I'm long overdue for an update, but won't have time for at least another week (I'm trying to get back here, I swear!) So I'm just going to re-post something from MySpace. ...Better than nothing, right?

Right.

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1. FIRST THING YOU DID THIS MORNING?
Cursed, because my alarm didn't go off.

2. LAST THING YOU ATE?
A strawberry. And asparagus. I call it... STRAWSPARAGUS!

3. IS YOUR CELL PHONE A PIECE OF CRAP?
Yes. It's one of those ghetto phones that doesn't take pictures, or surf the internet, or even send text messages. It doesn't have that little holey thing to hook those phone charms on. It doesn't have fancy ring tones, nor does it have colour display. My phone is such a piece of crap that it doesn't even have the game "Snake." However, it is a drastic improvement on my last cell phone, which held a greater resemblance to a walkie-talkie than an actual phone.

4. WHAT'S THE THING YOU LOOK FORWARD TO MOST IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS?:
Finding out the results of my college application!

5. WHAT'S ANNOYING YOU RIGHT NOW?
The fact that when my caffiene buzzes start wearing off, I get the shakes.

6. WHAT'S THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER?
The Matador. I overpaid because my mom sucks. But that's a story for another day.

7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
Ha, I think I stated in another one of these things that "I discovered that most boyfriends are better when they're hundreds of miles away."

9. IS THERE SOMEONE YOU MISS?
Yeps, my alter-ego, Phyllis. She was nice.

10. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Peacocks. I see them, and I get the overwhelming urge to sit down and write a sonnet.

11. IF YOU COULD PUT TOGETHER A CONCERT OF 5 BANDS OR ARTISTS WHO WOULD THEY BE?
1. The Beatles
2. Flogging Molly
3. The Wet Spots
4. Barenaked Ladies
5. Simon and Garfunkle

12. SONG THAT SUMS UP YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Help! by the Beatles

13. WHAT ARE A FEW THINGS YOU WISH YOU WERE BETTER AT DOING?
1. Singing.
2. Cheering people up.
3. Contacting aliens via my new 2006 model Alpha-Beta-Gamma Ray Solartronomatic - only the best inter-planetary transmitter on the market. But alas, my current mechanical skills seem to be sub-par.

14. IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE THIS SECOND, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
In Hobbiton (pre-war, of course)


15. WHAT'S YOUR MOST VIVID MEMORY FROM 6TH GRADE?
That was the year when I had the coolest teacher ever! We went down to the Humber River to plant a tree. His name was Norm. (The tree; not the teacher.) He was a beautiful tree. But one day, upon arriving to class, Mr. Albon (the teacher; not the tree) sadly informed us that our dear barky friend had been struck by lightning. It was quite tragic; we had a moment of silence. Oh yeah, and I barfed in some guy's shoe; but that's an unrelated story.

16. LATEST ADDICTION?
Well, I've got this addiction to crossword puzzles that has been pretty hard to shake. Everyday, I run with all the speed that my little legs can muster to the subway station to get my free paper because I'm too cheap to pay 75 cents anywhere else. And if all the free papers are gone (which is quite likely, because there are a lot of cheapos like me in Toronto) I can get quite violent! I suddenly turn green and get really big. So big, in fact, that my shirt tears off. But not so big, of course, that my pants incur any damage. I start screaming and start hurling pop tarts at people. It's nuts. I think I should check into rehab tomorrow. But shh... you guys have to promise not to tell anyone, as I don't want it leaking to the tabloids. We wouldn't want me stealing the spotlight from Lindsey Lohan and the sort.

17. HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE SLIGHT URGE TO KILL SOMEONE?
Ha. Interesting question... *Twitch, twitch*

18. HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD YOU SAY ARE INTERESTED IN YOU?
The professionals at the Mental Health Association seem to find me quite captivating.

19. WHAT DO YOU LOVE DOING?
Playing with ponies. And having relations with people of a different height than myself (ooh la la!) which I learned today is called "Anasteemaphilia." Okay, that's not really true- well, it's true that it exists, but it's not true that I have it- but I thought it was kind of funny, regardless. Can you imagine? "Oh! My! Goodness! You are 2 INCHES taller than I am!!! I want to do dirty, dirty things to you!! Come here, hot stuff!"

20. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE THINKS ABOUT YOU DAILY?
Yes... though it may not necessarily always be the same someone.

21. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SAW OR TALKED TO?
My mom. It was a delightful conversation:
Me- Goodnight! ((all grand and chipper))
Mom- *Grunt.*

22. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
When I grow up, I want to be a robot.

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Guacamole. Actually, I hate guacamole, but it's such a fun word to say.

24. HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOU?
I've met 3.

25. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED? Well, just a minute ago, I spilled the beans about my Anasteemaphilic tendencies.


...That was fun, let's do it again, some time.

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and by the by.. as of 1:00 on January 31st, I am a highschool graduate. So bust out the balloons and streamers Haha.